Prologue

Autobiographical chapters, kind of like scatter shoots but not! So I thought of something when I woke up and I think I may very well put it into effect. So scatter shoots are basically day to day affairs, shits that going on in the now. I’m thinking of doing things called Chapters. Basically saying chapters will be events that have happened in my past, possibly to explain certain things about me, namely why I am so weird. That and I think my girl friend might get a good kick out of reading them. I will work my way from birth on up, they will be a more refined style of writing, but still regardless, the same amount of humor, because by god, the world is a funny little shit hole. Anyway that’s my idea. Though I should warn you, I’m not very much of a remarkable man, hell I would even say I’m much of an entertaining man, but I have my moments. :)