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THE UNITED STATES BANS Vegemite from entering its physical domain... three words, all single syllables. What. The. Fuck. They ban something that just happens to be good for you, yet keep McDonalds blowing and going, explain that shit?!? I just don’t understand it at all. Now I do understand that I am American, and I have lived within this country all my life, but some shit is just beyond my comprehension, because it’s so asinine that it creates a sonic boom as it flies over my damn head. I do wonder what next they will ban. I mean maybe an apple; say an orange, maybe, just maybe even carrots. If I’m going to create hyperboles I may as well go all out, follow me? Sure the ol’ Vegemite is an acquired taste but nevertheless, because it contains folic acid it gets the ban, I know a few things that need to be banned.

1. The President. Anyone that resembles an ape, specifically a chimpanzee really needs not be in office. I’m sure there are some out there that will say, but look at the gasoline prices plummet. Yes, this is all nice and fine with me, less money spent, but at how many soldier’s lives will it cost to get it to an even two dollars?

2. Shitty Movie Remakes. I don’t need to go any further into details.

3. The Utterly Idiotic Individuals. Because no one needs them, and I far less than your average person.

I cant wait for America to do something so mentally challenged for its foreign policy, like say, just for example ban anything coming from China. That will be a day when America starves and all its shit becomes obsolete. As if it hasn’t already at the writing of this. It’s the fact that America is at the top of all world super powers yet they have a leader that could be assaulted by a seven year old on the playground with not even the slightest hint of strain. And I have in mind that the Director of the FDA (Federal Department of Agriculture) is about in the same league as our dear ol’ dim witted Pres.

If I did not have it on good authority, namely that of common-fucking-sense, that the status quo of the American people are afraid of the government and will follow it blindly like sheep to a Sheppard, I would say we need to say enough is enough and stop all this asinine legislation and passing of foolish and ignorant laws be it by the FDA or any other department of this or that. But will this happen? Let’s just put it this way, at the start of the American Civil War people would bring picnic baskets and blankets and watch the battles as if it was an entertainment spectacle. So with a firm and unblinking eye I say… No. So by the powers that be and hopefully those above, get me the fuck off this ever-progressing-toward-totalitarianism-rock!

That said and all, moving on to other things to speak upon. Namely one in which most can clearly see. New graphics. Yes indeed, a very fresh one, made it earlier in the day. I also did a little alignment changes and colour editing. Hopefully the font sizes will work their-damned-selves out. I don’t want to have to fool with it; it’s a pain in the neck as it were. My gratitude goes to all those individuals that like to piss-fart about with CSS and make layouts etc. The font that the main text of the header is done in is none other than the font from Resident Evil. Which can be found on the dafont.com site as well as the font behind it. I think it looks rather nice, and gives the page a little splash of colour. Nothing to loud, and nothing too dull, a good median.

At the current time I am half way through The Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy, it only has I believe thirty-five chapters, and well so far it’s a pretty damn fine read. Lots of humour that has made me giggle. Normally I read pretty dry shit; I won’t even try and hide that fact. Seriously who the fuck in their right mind reads Darwin’s The Decent Of Man? So this is a little change of pace for me, one that I thoroughly enjoy as well. When I read Marvin’s dialogue I honestly hear Alan Rickman’s voice. And yes, just as when I watched the movie I was annoyed by Zaphod, and am as well annoyed by him in the book. But I suppose this is a good sign that Adams did his job, and did it well. His use of foreshadowing, by blatantly coming out and saying what’s going to happen in the future is something I don’t know how to express in writing other than the fact I think its rather humorous.

I do realize I should be very much in bed at this time and asleep at the moment, but I think I feel a case of insomnia coming on. Someone needs to crack me in the head with a blunt object sometimes. I need to work on a tattoo design for a fellow at work, but I just don’t have it in me. I’m one of those individuals that likes to do shit on his own time and at his on volition. Call me crazy but he aint paying for it I will have it done when I am good and ready. Someone remind me to start on the fucker soon. Okay I must cut this off now, I’ve said a lot and I’ve said nothing at all.


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APPEARENTLY THE UNITED STATES FDA is now denying the ban on Vegemite. Mike Herndon of the FDA said this today "There is no ban on Vegemite," to AAP. He also went on to say this, "In and of itself, it's not a violation. If they're adding folate to it, boosting it up, technically it would be a violation. But the FDA has not targeted it and I don't think we intend to target Vegemite simply because of that."

With that said, I think America needs to pull its head out its ass for once and realize that it cant just say something and then turn around and deny it the next day. I do realize that the majority of the departments of the United States, no matter which ones they are, are in fact full of fucktards but goddamnit, wake up. Anyway, thats the update.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20641599-1702,00.html